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personal - GemStone IV interview with Glub

Interview with Glub McEachern

Interview held on Restday, day 1 of the month Lormesta in the year 5112.


1: What is your name (required) and training level (not essential)

Glub McEachern (44)

2: How long have you wandered the lands?

Not really sure. Glub was coming on a boat with Maa and the boat did not float. Maa did not float too. Glub did not gloat either, but woke up on the land. Glub getted into a town and got a big knife and started making rats dead. Pretty son Glub was getting bigger and getting more silver coins. Then one day Glub finded Yaggie and Berylla and got adopted into a big really nice family. But Glub hadda go to sleep a long time and then the family was gone and the whole world was different. Now Glub is meeting new people, but the family is all gone. There was more family than all the fingers and toes. Where did they all go?

3: What hunting style do you opt for?

Hunting style? Walk up to something bad. Bonk it and Smash it to the ground or stick a big knife through it. Glub likes a big knife or a big bonker that Glub can use both hands. No hide behind circles for Glub. Glub likes a do fancy things with the big knife and poke things a lots a times.
If no one is with Glub, then sometimes Glub will get real mad and cant see, and then everything is dead. Glub likes good armor so that Glub does not get so dead all the time. If there is nice people around, GLub will get magic on Glub to make Glub stay not dead. Glub has lossa jars a magic juice too..

Glub also likes cake. If there is cake, Glub will eat the cake before bonking more things. Sometimes Glub gets dead trying to eat the cake.
Is that a style? Lack of style? Don't know. Glub leaves thinking for other people. Thinking is hard .

4: What percentage of your time do you spend hunting? How do you spend your other time?.

Don't know what a pure scent is, but Glub is out bonking things more than Glub is not. Den Glub is talking usually when not bonking. When Glub is in towns, Glub likes a talk to people and pet kitties and eat cake. Usually in the middle of the city. There is a table in the inn where they has a box of baby kitties and people that likes kitties sits there. Sometimes if Glub wants a be alone, Glub will go to the big Andy Lass temple in soul haven. In the old days hanging out with the family under the tree near rivers rest.

Used to spend lossa time waiting to try to get magic on Glub, but now Glub has better armor and can do things without magic..

5: What is and/or was your most enjoyable hunting area and why?

Enjoyed playing with big kitties with my new maa and Paa (Berylla and Yagnuts). More recently like to goosh bugs (Kiramon) because they were mean to the people with wings. Glub likes dose people with wings. Rooters is fund too cuz you can get eated by them..

6: What do you enjoy most about your time in the lands?

Glub likes a talk and play with peoples and pet kitties and eat cake. Specially big kitties like Sovine's lioness. It is nice when people go with Glub to bonk things..

7: Is there anyone within the lands that you admire? (Any profession) Who and why?

Dere is lots and lots of nice peoples. Some is very very usful to everyone like Kaedera. If Glub started saying all the nice peoples GLub likes an amires den Glub would forget some and make dem mad. Be easier to make a list of people Glub dont like but that would make dem ma..

Also GLub dont like when people talks funny and say thinkgs like "stat bone us" or "A Vee Dee" What is a Vee Dee?

8: What has been your best moment in the lands so far?

In old times, meeting Berylla and Yagnuts and being adopted into a large and fun family.

Glub liked getting eated by a Rooter for the first time. Glub did thinking and got the little knife and cut a hole in the Rooter tummy and gotted away. Thinking is hard, but GLub did it!

9: What has been your worst moment in the lands so far?

Glub died twenny one times in just over two days. Decayed most half of dose times. It was not fun. Those are big numbers. Glub can only count to four, but those numbers is bigger den four. Is pretty empty now and Glub hadd do lossa things different den afore.

Glub also dint like get stuck in Zoo Loo Goth and in the elf city and in River Rest, cuse it was too hard to get away. AN glub getted lost and lots of dead. It was hard when Glub woked up after the long sleep.

10: What advice would you give to a new warrior?

Join the guild and learn the skills as soon as you can.
Find friends. You will need magics and help bonking things and make you not dead when you get dead. Give people lossa coins and magic sticks and words on a paper. You don't need those tings, but you need peoples.

Get big muscles and a big knife or a big bonker. BUt armor is the mostest importentest ting. Your bonkder is alaways big enough, but lossa times you need more armor especially if you dont get magic..

11: If you had to do it all again, knowing what you now know, would you do anything differently?

Learn tricks like stand up afore they bonk Glub sooner. Stay away from Klaive. Pet more kitties. Dont go asleep for a long long time

12: Is there anything you want to add to this interview?

Why you want to know about a Glub? Glub is just a Glub. Inteview someone impotent like Gruntor

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