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personal - GemStone IV interview with UISCE

Interview with Uisce Beatha

Interview held on Niiman, day 29 of the month Eorgaen in the year 5111


Uisce arrives at your table.
You smile at Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "Hello m'lady."

You say, "Hello there. Ooo and a fellow dwarf"

Uisce grunts and nods.
Uisce grunts, grinning.

You say, "Pleased to make your acquaintance."

You grunt happily.

Uisce heartily says, "My pleasure m'lady."

You pull out a chair and seat yourself at the table.

You say, "Please take a seat."

Uisce pulls out a chair and seats himself at the table.

Uisce heartily says, "Thank you."

You say, "Thanks for sparing the time."

You smile.

Uisce heartily says, "I usually have nothing but time."

Uisce offers you a cup of creamy dwarven grog.

Uisce heartily says, "Good stuffs."

You say, "Normally an ale drinker but this calls for an exception."

You accept Uisce's offer and are now holding a cup of creamy dwarven grog.

Uisce heartily says, "Indeed."

You take a drink from your creamy dwarven grog. It's rather like a sugared, rum-flavored sucker-punch to the gut.
You have 3 quaffs left.

Uisce heartily says, "And i am also normally."

You say, "Ummm - not too bad."

You remove a flimsy military tome from in your pack.
As you slowly open your military tome, the binding creaks in protest.

You say, "Ok it's a set of questions which I ask of all - and I will record the responses and ensure you are happy that the record is accurate."

You smile.

Uisce heartily asks, "And published?"

Uisce heartily asks, "Wif my name?"

You say, "Indeed."

Uisce beams!

You say, "For all posterity."

Uisce grunts, grinning

. You say, "You will be my 35th interviewee."

Uisce heartily says, "Good number."

You exclaim, "Indeed!"

Uisce heartily says, "I gonna answer honest."

You say, "Please do."

Uisce heartily says, "You'll find i not to good at one word answers."

You say, "Ok to make a start."

You say, "And this is an easy one."

You ask, "What is your full name?"

Uisce heartily says, "Uisce, but I gonna work on my last name, Is gonna be Beatha, so Uisce Beatha."

You say, "And how many times have you visited the trainer? You need not answer this question in specific terms if ye nay wish."

Uisce heartily says, "18 times as of today."

You say, "So definitely no stranger to the trainers."

Uisce beams!
You beam happily at Uisce!

You ask, "How long have you wandered the lands?"

You ask, "How many seasons would you say?"

Uisce heartily says, "But i think i still a stranger in these lands, so much new, maybe, oh 1 month 2-3 weeks."

Uisce heartily says, "One and half months."

You ask, "Are you enjoying your wanderings?"

You smile at Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "I am loving things."

Uisce heartily says, "All so much to see and explore. And learn"

You agree with Uisce.

You ask, "What hunting style do you opt for?"

Uisce grunts, grinning like a fool.

Uisce heartily says, "Two hands."

Uisce heartily says, "A smoosher."

You say, "That's a perfect method if I say so."

Uisce heartily says, "Thank you m'lady."

You say, "But I am biaised."

You chuckle.

Uisce starts chuckling at you!

You glance at the military tome in your hand.

You ask, "What percentage of your time do you spend hunting? How do you spend your other time?"

Uisce heartily says, "I would say 60 hunt and 40 looking around and speaking with friends."

Uisce gawks at you.

You say, "Good mix of activities there."

Uisce heartily says, "I just thought of something."

You listen carefully to Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "You is the lady I read of ya tales all the time."

You grin at Uisce.
Uisce beams happily at you! Uisce hugs you, and you wrap him in a warm embrace. You turn to Uisce and cheer!

Uisce heartily says, "I love reading those tales."

You say, "Glad that my chronicals are being read."

Uisce heartily says, "You tell of all things, and I learn so much."

You beam happily at Uisce!

You say, "That's one of the benefits of the interviews - we all learn from each other."

You say, "Also you can look back and see how your life has changed in years to come."

You beam happily at Uisce!

Uisce heartily says, "I was learning of the guild before i went in, from your journals."

Uisce heartily says, "Among many other things."

You say, "Now that is good to hear."

You say, "I hope you found the information useful."

You smile at Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "Indeed."

Uisce heartily says, "Very helpful and some amusing things also."

Uisce chuckles.

Uisce heartily says, "And things to avoid."

You say, "I tend to write what is in my head - sometimes unwisely."

You say, "Aye - good to know the pitfalls."

You agree with Uisce.

You ask, "So for the next question: What is and/or was your most enjoyable hunting area and why?"

Uisce rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Uisce heartily says, "Steel Golems, a cause they slow like me, so i has time to smoosh em."

You say, "I loved to hunt them also."

You ask, "What do you enjoy most about your time in the lands?"

Uisce heartily says, "People I meet are all very nice, teach me a lot and don't hold it against me that I need to learn a lot."

You say, "I like that answer - it is what I like too."

You say, "The older I become the more I realise how little I know."

You chuckle.
Uisce chuckles.

s> Uisce heartily says, "Not good news for me."

Uisce heartily says, "Or maybe it is."

Uisce heartily says, "I can always learn."

You nod.

You ask, "Is there anyone within the lands that you admire? (Any profession) Who and why?"

Uisce heartily says, "Clunk, he a warrior, he pulled me aside when i was very new and taught me much, spent many times teaching me things."

You say, "Ye know - we all have our 'Clunks' - I remember one or two warriors who did the same for me."

You nod at Uisce.
Uisce nods to you.

You say, "Never forgot them for that kindness."

Uisce heartily says, "It's very helpful and nice."

Uisce heartily says, "Correct, i will never forget."

You say, "One day you will do the same for a youngster I have no doubt."

You nod at Uisce.

You say, "You may already have done so."

You smile at Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "I tries and give back when i can, but just little things, since i learnin also."

You nod at Uisce.

You ask, "Ok What has been your best moment in the lands so far?"

Uisce heartily says, "My best moment ever was getting to join the Warrior Guild, getting enough trains."

Uisce shows you a Warrior Guild member pin, which he is wearing. Etched onto the pin are the words, " Uisce of the Warrior Guild, Esteemed Member."

Uisce heartily says, "I is an Esteemed Member."

You say, "I should wear mine."

Uisce heartily says, "My best thing."

You beam happily at Uisce!

You ask, "Well then What has been your worst moment in the lands so far?"

Uisce heartily says, "Icemule, i got beat and dead real bad when I went there to try new things."

You say, "New things are good.. but I hate it when i get overwhelmed - and that still happens."

You say, "That being said, it all adds to life's experiences."

Uisce heartily says, "It's ok."

Uisce heartily says, "It was funny."

Uisce heartily says, "Now."

You chuckle.

Uisce heartily says, "Dead Uisce, 30 minutes later, dead Uisce."

Uisce heartily says, "7 times in 2 days."

Uisce laughs!
You furrow up your face and wince.

You say, "Glad you can laugh about it."

You giggle.

Uisce heartily says, "I moved back here."

Uisce holds his sides and lets out a rumbling belly laugh.
You snicker.

You ask, "Well then.. What advice would you give to a new warrior?"

Uisce rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Uisce heartily says, "To respect and learn from your elders, they are trying to help."

You say, "I like that."

You say, "That is good advice indeed."

You agree with Uisce.

You say, "Well if we assume that your mother has just given birth to you and you are beginning in the world anew.."

You ask, "If you had to do it all again, knowing what you now know, would you do anything differently?"

Uisce heartily says, "I would not go to Icemule when i was to young."

You nod.

You say, "I confess I only hunted there when old enough for zombies."

Uisce nods.
You nod at Uisce.

You say, "But some fare well there I hear."

You say, "Ok then last question."

You ask, "Is there anything you want to add to this interview?"

Uisce heartily says, "Yes."

Uisce heartily says, "You should ask what the one improvement to the Warrior Guild you would make."

You say, "That's a good question."

You ask, "As you've raised it - are there any improvements you would make?"

You raise an eyebrow in Uisce's direction.

Uisce heartily says, "I knew that was comin."

You chuckle at Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "Actually still to new but the problem for most seems to be lack of partners, not that it can be fixed."

You say, "Actually that was always my problem too."

You agree with Uisce.

Uisce heartily says, "Maybe the chief Taskmaster can take it a lil easier on those tasks."

You say, "Ummm perhaps - or perhaps we need to encourage more warriors to help out."

Uisce heartily says, "That would be better."

You say, "You bring the dancing women - I bring the ale."

You wink at Uisce.
Uisce laughs!
You chuckle.

You say, "And on that note.."

You say, "I'd like to thank you for your time."

You say, "Much appreciated."

Uisce heartily says, "It was my pleasure."

Uisce heartily says, "Absolute honor to meet you m'lady, i enjoy ya journal."

You say, "I will place the interview on the town boards."

Uisce grins.

You smile at Uisce.
You carefully close your military tome and a cloud of dust rises from its surface.

Uisce heartily says, "I will, but probably no ammendments, and thank you, i'll let ya know."

You scoot your chair back and stand up.
Uisce scoots his chair back and stands up.
You clasp Uisce's hand, and he shakes it enthusiastically in return.
You grunt in thanks.
> Uisce clasps your hand, and you shake it enthusiastically in return.
You beam happily at Uisce! > Uisce grunts, grinning.

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