THE INCEPTION OF THE " 100 THINGS TO DO THE THE DEAD PERSON " GAME. Participants: Bremerial Wutaki Silversoft - as the token dead person Onlookers: Shimmerain Krayton Loveable +++ Please note - no animals were hurt in the creation of completion of this game!+++ __________________________________________________ You softly say, "Ok I want a list - 100 things to do with a dead silversoft." You rub your chin thoughtfully. Loveable gives Wutaki a good pinch! Wutaki starts chortling. The ghostly voice of Silversoft exclaims, "Bridge over troubled waters!" You softly say, "1 The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Extra gate in case the North one fails." You softly say, "2 Wutaki says, "Use as a floatation device." You softly say, "3 Krayton just arrived. Krayton swears in a fluid mixture of common and elven that would make a spike-thorn take pause. Grand Lord Shimmerain just arrived. The ghostly voice of Silversoft asks, "Barrier for the ice flow in Mule?" You softly say, "4 Krayton swears in a fluid mixture of common and elven that would make a spike-thorn take pause. Wutaki says, "Decoration for a warcamp." You softly say, "Ok that's 5 things." Speaking to you, the ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "New statue." You softly say, "6." Wutaki says, "Anchor." You softly say, "7." You rub your chin thoughtfully. The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "We're moving right along." Wutaki says, "Food for the cat." You grin. The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Eww." You grin at Wutaki. You softly say, "8." The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Lookout tower." You snicker. You softly say, "9." Wutaki says, "Worm lure." You softly say, "10." The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "So ..graphic." You softly say, "A tabogon." You softly say, "11." You softly say, "Cut in half and a pair of skis." You softly say, "12." The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Wutaki's new doll." Wutaki says, "Sled." You softly say, "13 and 14 Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched. The feeling fades as quickly as it came. You softly say, "Compost for plants." The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Oh god i hope thats a cleric." You softly say, "15." Wutaki says, "Plug the tube." Wutaki points at a lava tube. You softly say, "16." The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Put a hat on me and imma umbrella." A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Slivren. Wutaki says, "Cork for a very big wine bottle." Slivren raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison... Slivren gestures. You softly say, "17 and 18" Slivren raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison... Slivren gestures at Silversoft. A silvery translucent thread extends from Slivren encompassing Silversoft's corpse. Slivren asks, "Chrism?" You softly say, "Lets get to 20 at least." Slivren traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition... Slivren gestures. A sense of peace and calm settles over the area. Slivren put a curved silvery blade in his threaded harness. The ghostly voice of Silversoft says, "Yes please." Slivren just opened a translucent spidersilk backpack. Slivren removes a star emerald from in his spidersilk backpack. Slivren gingerly cracks and waves the star emerald over Silversoft's body and a mixture of oil and balsam trickles out of the emerald, coating Silversoft with a cobalt blue liquid. You softly say, "Two more things afore she's raised." Slivren raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison... Wutaki says, "A new pet for Shimmerain to animate." You softly say, "19...one more Slivren gestures at Silversoft. Slivren suddenly looks very drained. A bolt of soft white light streaks down from the sky bathing Silversoft in it. A brilliant glow forms around Silversoft, lingers for a moment, and finally fades. Silversoft awakens looking somewhat confused and seriously drained. Silversoft seems slightly different. You remove an oaken wand from in your blackened parka. You wave your oaken wand at Silversoft. 1d100: 18 + Modifiers: 254 == 272 The glazed look leaves Silversoft. Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds. You put an oaken wand in your blackened parka. Silversoft says, "Battering ram." You remove an oaken wand from in your blackened parka. You wave your oaken wand at Slivren. 1d100: 59 + Modifiers: 254 == 313 The glazed look leaves Slivren. Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds. You put an oaken wand in your blackened parka. You softly say, "20." Wutaki chuckles. Shimmerain grins. Silversoft says, "Bashing weapon." Wutaki says, "Close." You softly say, "that's 21" ____________________________